THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN COPYING SOMEONE AND PAYING HOMAGE TO SOMEONE YOU STUPID JEALOUS FUCKS
Oh no that’s cool continue being like every guy I’ve ever met and telling me you’re different…like every guy I’ve met
Anonymous asked: I miss you.
Well talk to me. Obviously I want to talk to people and don’t judge and everything so idk why everyone keeps doing this unless it’s to fuck with me.
Anonymous asked: TMI Tuesday! Most embarrassing fart?
The thing is, I’m either very proud of my farts or I’m very secretive…but the moment that comes to mind is recently when I was sitting at a weird angle and was messing with my friend who was high and we laughed so hard that I farted and we were both do surprised that he made this face and died laughing and I just wanted to die haha. Later he retweeted something about girls farting.
I guess I never post sexual frustrated things on tumblr or talk about it in real life because I’ve never had an orgasm ever in my life. So sex isn’t something that great to me unless with someone I care about. I felt like being honest. It’s Tuesday.
Handguns
I’ll pretend my heart’s not breaking.
It’s taking everything I have not to call you back.
And I hope he breaks you down.
The next time you call, I won’t be around.
These nights spent alone without you are dragging me down.
Though I know that this seems bitter,
It’s how I get through these nights without you.
I hope that this doesn’t come out wrong
but I’d do anything to make you feel on top of the world.